Well, you could barely keep Thurston on a lat-press machine after that.
He dashed home and did some Googling and found Seeking Arrangement.com, a site built for wealthy (to varying degrees) men who are seeking a formal (to varying degrees) arrangement for sex and (to varying degrees) companionship with someone who in turn is looking for cash and prizes without any drama.
He went to some of the best colleges and grad schools. Just ask his ex-wife—even she wouldn't say a bad word about him.
But you know how it is, the fires dampen, and he wanted a lot of sex—“I'm Italian! ”—and eventually they divorced, and Thurston wanted something, mainly a lot of sex without having to beg for it, and to be found attractive again.
It’s a balmy night in Manhattan’s financial district, and at a sports bar called Stout, everyone is Tindering.
Anyway, she asked for money up front, and he sent her 0.
But on all the traditional dating sites, the women didn't just want sex. Thurston wanted sex, and he wanted eagerness about the sex.
So one day when he was at the gym, he saw this old guy with a very pretty young lady, and when Thurston expressed confusion to his trainer, his trainer explained that the geezer was her sugar daddy and that the young fawn was his sugar baby.
Below is a discussion of the various laws dealing with this subject.
The highlighted age is that at which, or above which, an individual can engage in unfettered sexual relations with another who is also at or above that age.