To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto. The business community does this a lot, like saying “space” instead of “area of expertise,” but today I’m talking about online daters, and the way so many of us use one word: sarcastic.For your terrible amusement, we amassed the thirty funniest Louis CK quotes ever: Thank you for the images above via Guyism, Alligator Sunglasses, and the Louis CK Quotes Facebook page.If you enjoyed these hilarious Louis CK quotes, be sure to see the most ridiculously bad tattoos and hilarious recreated childhood photos!But have no fear because you definitely made the right decision.Here are a few of the many pros involved with dating a sarcastic person.
The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. Megan Fox I've never really socialized; I've always been anti-social and preferred to be at home.I was never, even my late teens and early twenties, into clubs and parties and stuff like that. I need people to style me because I'm pretty clueless about it and I don't really care. " - "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. " Blazing Saddles (1974) Play clip (excerpt): - "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - "Is there someone else up there we could talk to? " National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) - "Disturbing the peace." - "Disturbin' the peace? What's the f--kin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? This is bulls--t." Beverly Hills Cop (1984)"Excuse me, sir. " - "I'm doing a sociological study on perversion - up to advanced child molesting." - "Taggart." - "Yes, sir." - "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes." - "What do you want me to do, sir? I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that.